The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)
Today I Am a Ghost (1969)
Hope Lange: Carolyn Muir
Quotes
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Carolyn Muir : You do a great imitation of a coward.
Claymore Gregg : Oh, thank you.
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Capt. Daniel Gregg : Indulgence is the stepping stone to weakness.
Carolyn Muir : Ah, but don't confuse indulgence with understanding.
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[Claymore can't be bothered to come out and fix Mrs. Muir's broken window, but she knows just which of his buttons to push]
Claymore Gregg : I can't possibly get away. I can't possibly.
Carolyn Muir : Well, I suppose a few more days won't do any harm. After all, they ARE old drapes.
Claymore Gregg : Drapes! My silk brocade drapes, Mrs. Muir. Have they been damaged?
Carolyn Muir : Oh, no. No, I was just thinking what MIGHT happen if, uh... it should rain today.
Claymore Gregg : "Rain today!" But Mrs. Muir, it is a beautiful day, please! I-I can''t be running out to Gull Cottage on a silly little chance that it might rain.
Carolyn Muir : No, of course you can't. And, besides, what could a little downpour do to your Persian rugs?
Claymore Gregg : My Persian rugs?
Carolyn Muir : I mean, it would take a real cloudburst to warp your lovely floors.
Claymore Gregg : My hardwood f-f-f-f-f... Mrs. Muir, you KNOW it's not going to rain today, PLEASE!
Carolyn Muir : Of course not, Claymore, unless you-know-who loses his temper.
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[frightened, Claymore runs off]
Capt. Daniel Gregg : I had nothing whatever to do with that rodent abandoning ship.
Carolyn Muir : Well, something scared him out of there.
Capt. Daniel Gregg : Madam, that ninny could be scared by an angry termite.
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Carolyn Muir : Just think of me as den mother of the ghost pack.