- Gilligan: [Last lines]
- [In his hammock, singing]
- Gilligan: I ask to be or not to be, and that is the question that I ask of me...
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Calmly] Gilligan, will you cut that out? I'm trying to get some sleep.
- Gilligan: [Quieter, but still loud enough for the Skipper to hear] I ask to be or not to be, and that is the question that I ask of me...
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Yelling] Gilligan, cut it out!
- Gilligan: [Looks back, then sings almost inaudibly, but still loud enough for the Skipper to hear] I ask to be or not to be, and that is the questi... WHOA!
- [His singing is interrupted when the skipper tips him out of his bunk onto the floor]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [singing] And that is the answer that you get from me!
- Harold Hecuba: Quiet!... Quiet!... If I say you're an actor, you're an actor
- Gilligan: Okay... So I'm an actor.
- Harold Hecuba: Believe me... You are no actor.
- Gilligan: [as "Hamlet," flubbing his line about "get thee to a nunnery" to Ginger, playing "Ophelia"] There is nothing left to do, Ophelia... but to get thee to a notarary.
- [Ginger nods]
- Ginger Grant: [as Ophelia] But where to hide?
- Gilligan: [as Hamlet] Hide anyplace... but don't go near the water.
- Gilligan: [as Hamlet] There is nothing left for you but to get thee to a notarary.
- [Ginger looks confused]
- Harold Hecuba: That's negative thinking. I don't put up with negative thinking. Do you want to know why? Because it's negative. I don't do negative.
- Ginger Grant: [while discussing Producer Harold Hecuba] Mary Ann, that's the way producers are. I knew one producer in Hollywood for 5 years, and in all that time, he only smiled once.
- Mary Ann Summers: When was that?
- Ginger Grant: The day his yacht sank.
- Mary Ann Summers: And he smiled?
- Ginger Grant: Well he just sold it...
- Mary Ann Summers: [Mary Ann looks at Ginger, questioningly]
- Ginger Grant: ...to his mother in law
- Mary Ann Summers: [Mary Ann looks at Ginger questioningly, again]
- Ginger Grant: She couldn't swim