Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist (2004)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Photos 

Quotes 

• Paris : [Rory and Paris are running inside to get out of the pouring rain]  Out of the way! Move, move, move!

  Girl in the dorm : Is it raining?

  Paris : No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!

• Paris : Excuse me for thinking a banana-eating contest was about eating a banana!

• Man on LOUDSPEAKER : The banana-eating contest is about to start on the upper level.

  Paris : Oh, real food. Thank God.

  Rory : Um... Paris.

• Paris : Rory will you just wait. How was I?

  Rory : What?

  Paris : As a kisser, how was I?

  Rory : [incredulous]  Oh, man!

  Paris : Well, I always wanted to know. You can't really ask a guy that because it's a sign of low self-esteem which I read in a magazine is really not sexy. So, be honest. How was I when I kissed you? Was I too stiff? Too forceful? Do I need to relax my lips a little, maybe open my mouth a little more? Make it more inviting?

  Rory : I need some fresh air.

• Rory : I'm so cold. What I would do to stay warm.

  Paris : It's warm in Florida.

  Rory : What?

  Paris : Nothing.

  Rory : No, did you say Florida?

  Paris : No. Err... yes.

  Rory : Are you serious?

  Paris : Maybe.

  Rory : But it's Spring Break.

  Paris : I know.

  Rory : It's Girls Gone Wild, and Boys Doin' the Twist. We're not Spring Break people, are we?

  Paris : I don't know what we are. But the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken college bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys is a great payoff for staying warm.

  Rory : Warm...

• Madeline Lynn : [referring to Louise]  We've found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys. Free drinks, food. T-shirts, boat rides. Frisbees. Earrings, sea-doos...

  Rory : Okay, that is a good tip.

  Paris : Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid