- Lorelai: You don't take off without telling Mommy!
- Rory: I love that I didn't have to clear it with you to go on spring break but I had to clear it with you to come home.
- Lorelai: I had visions of you being swallowed by a whale, or taking off with some surfers to go chase the perfect wave and not inviting *me*.
- Paris: Rory will you just wait. How was I?
- Rory: What?
- Paris: As a kisser, how was I?
- Rory: [incredulous] Oh, man!
- Paris: Well, I always wanted to know. You can't really ask a guy that because it's a sign of low self-esteem which I read in a magazine is really not sexy. So, be honest. How was I when I kissed you? Was I too stiff? Too forceful? Do I need to relax my lips a little, maybe open my mouth a little more? Make it more inviting?
- Rory: I need some fresh air.
- Lorelai: I over slept again.
- Jason Stiles: I know.
- Lorelai: Why didn't you get me up?
- Jason Stiles: I tried and you bit me.
- Lorelai: I did not bite you.
- [he shows her his hand]
- Lorelai: I did bite you... cool!
- Rory: [Rory and Paris are in Florida for spring break; both are drunk] Whoa, I'm loving the spinning beach.
- Rory: I'm so cold. What I would do to stay warm.
- Paris: It's warm in Florida.
- Rory: What?
- Paris: Nothing.
- Rory: No, did you say Florida?
- Paris: No. Err... yes.
- Rory: Are you serious?
- Paris: Maybe.
- Rory: But it's Spring Break.
- Paris: I know.
- Rory: It's Girls Gone Wild, and Boys Doin' the Twist. We're not Spring Break people, are we?
- Paris: I don't know what we are. But the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken college bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys is a great payoff for staying warm.
- Rory: Warm...
- Rory: Hey, was I supposed to clear this with you first?
- Lorelai: Clear what with me?
- Rory: Going away.
- Lorelai: Oh. I don't know.
- Rory: I mean, I don't live here any more, so I'm not sure what the protocol is.
- Lorelai: Ah, well, I think as long as I know now, and I feel as if I have veto power, we're good.
- Rory: You have veto power?
- Lorelai: No. I feel as if I have veto power. Very different statement.
- Rory: Got it.
- Madeline Lynn: [referring to Louise] We've found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys. Free drinks, food. T-shirts, boat rides. Frisbees. Earrings, sea-doos...
- Rory: Okay, that is a good tip.
- Paris: Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid