Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Hammers and Veils (2001)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Man With Saw : You got a hammer?

  Rory Gilmore : Oh, yes sir.

  Man With Saw : Where is it?

  Rory Gilmore : [Rory takes a hammer from her backpack, it is decorated with pink feathers, rhinestones and ribbon]  It's a real hammer underneath.

  Man With Saw : That's a hammer?

  Rory Gilmore : Well, it's just dressed up a little.

  Man With Saw : You dressed up a hammer?

  Rory Gilmore : No, my mother did. She does that. She um, she takes things that arn't pretty and makes them pretty, like a hammer, you know. One time she made little individual outfits for my liquid paper bottles, A clown, a cowboy... a newscaster. She's not insane. She just sounds it.

  Man With Saw : Ok.

• Rory Gilmore : Dean, I promise, the *only* way you could be more important to me is if you had a kit-kat bar growing out of your head.

  Dean Forester : [pause]  I won't make any promises, but I'll work on that.

• Lorelai Gilmore : [Rory and Lorelai are walking through Stars Hollow to Luke's Diner discussing friday night dinner, where she told Emily she was getting married]  ''Mom i'm getting married'', I'm an idiot! And you know, as my mouth was opening my mind was screaming ''Don't do it, I meant it, you'll regret it!''. But did my mouth listen?

  Rory Gilmore : [looks sad]  No.

  Lorelai Gilmore : No! And it opened, and the words came out, and Emily was Emily, and my mouth was stunned, and my mind said ''I told you so.'' and then my mouth got mad because no mouth likes to have its nose rubbed in it. And now my mind and my mouth aren't talking, it'll be weeks before we get the boys together again.

  Rory Gilmore : Your mouth has a nose?