- Lane Kim: Hey, do you wanna be our D.A. Pennebaker? We're borrowing a videocamera and we need someone sober to do the photography.
- Rory Gilmore: I can set my crack pipe aside for a night and do that.
- [Michel enters the room and sees Rory back at the inn]
- Michel Gerard: [joyously] Rory!
- Rory Gilmore: Oh, hi, wow, Michel!
- Michel Gerard: [reservedly] Eh... hi.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Boy, that was weird.
- Michel Gerard: She just surprised me, that's all... It's kind of okay that you are here.
- Zack Van Gerbig: [singing] I saw her, in the mist she came walking by, Stella. Now a blur, made a list of what I like about her, Stella.
- Brian Fuller: Cool!
- Gil: Yeah! It's got a nice Fountains of Wayne meets the Shins crossed with Odyssey-era Zombies, and a mix of early Who and mid-to-late-era Replacements vibe to it.
- Zack Van Gerbig: Well, that's what I was going for. Still hunting for that middle eight, you know?
- Rory Gilmore: I just wanted to tell you something. Brrrrrrrrrrring, I'm coming back to Yale!
- Paris Geller: What was that sound?
- Rory Gilmore: It was a drumroll.
- Paris Geller: You really had to do a drumroll for that? Of course you're coming back to Yale. What are you gonna do without a college degree - drive a forklift?
- Christopher Hayden: So, can I ask you something?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Sure.
- Christopher Hayden: It involves the "E" word and the "R" word.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh please, let's not talk about Evolution & Recycling, they're just too hot button.