Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes (2002)

Milo Ventimiglia: Jess Mariano

Quotes 

• Luke : You and I have to have a little talk.

  Jess : Hey, if you're gonna get all Ward Cleaver on me I gotta go call Eddie and Lumpy and tell them I'm gonna be late.

  Luke : Shut up for a second, would you?

• Jess : Women, right? Can't live with them and you can't keep them from jumping in the closet.