Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
The Festival of Living Art (2003)
Todd Lowe: Zack Van Gerbig
Quotes
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Zach : [the band are talking about new replacement, Gil] Right here.
[points to his eyes]
Zach : He's got some lines. That blows my mind.
Brian Fuller : What is he, late thirties?
Zach : Approaching forty.
Lane Kim : Forty?
Brian Fuller : He was alive before man walked on the moon.
Zach : Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.
Lane Kim : Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.
Zach : He's had a lot of time to practice.
Brian Fuller : And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.
Lane Kim : This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...
Zach : Elderly.
Lane Kim : Excited.
Brian Fuller : He was our age when we were born.
Lane Kim : He thinks we're great.
Brian Fuller : There were no CD's when he was born.
Zach : Stop it, man. I mean it.
Lane Kim : Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.
Brian Fuller : He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.
Zach : And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.
Lane Kim : You want to stop the audition?
Brian Fuller : We shouldn't be rude.
Lane Kim : Good.
Zach : Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.
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Zach : [debating whether or not Gil should become a member of the band] Bottom line: Dude rocks, but dude's too old.