Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Fundamental Things Apply (2003)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

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Quotes 

• Lorelai : So the guy's a dud?

  Rory Gilmore : Trevor's fine, I'm moronic, I bring the conversation to a crashing halt every time I speak.

  Lorelai : Where is he now?

  Rory Gilmore : In the bathroom, probably pondering my brilliant anecdote about urine mints...

  Lorelai : What?

  Rory Gilmore : You know, when people go to the bathroom and they don't wash their hands and they come out and take a mint.

  Lorelai : [gasp]  Oh my God, I've been eating those mints for years!

  [to Luke] 

  Lorelai : Hey did you know about urine mints?

• Emily : You're in Yale, not Amsterdam. How you conduct yourself socially is as important as how you conduct yourself academically.

  Rory Gilmore : I promise it was very proper.

  Lorelai : Yes Mom, she had a nice Tiffany lampshade over her red light.

• Lorelai : [Referring to tulips she's planting]  I'm going to have color coming out of my yin-yang.

  Rory Gilmore : Well, then maybe you'll finally get a man.