Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (2003)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Quotes 

• Tana Schrick : Um, where are we going to put the couch?

  Paris Geller : Why don't you just...

  [Tana gets scared] 

  Terrence : Paris!

  Paris Geller : What?

  Terrence : Three steps forward, two steps back.

  Paris Geller : But she was baiting me.

  Terrence : Fish can choose not to bite.

  Paris Geller : [calmly, to Tana]  We'll figure it out.

• Paris Geller : So, do you like your adoptive parents?

  Tana Schrick : Yeah.

  Paris Geller : I think it's good to be adopted. If you get sick of them, you just dump this set and go find the originals.