Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Perfect Dress (2006)

Robert Harper: Dr. Shapiro

Quotes 

• Dr. Shapiro : You were arrested with your boyfriend?

  Rory : Yes, I was.

  Dr. Shapiro : Tell me about that.

  Rory : About what? He was my boyfriend then and now he's not.

  Dr. Shapiro : He's not?

  Rory : No, he's not, we broke up. No, oh no, I'm sorry, HE broke up, I thought that we were just taking some time, but apparently, I'm a moron!

  Dr. Shapiro : This is Logan?

  Rory : What you have his name too? Super! Do you also have the picture of him hijacking me in my hallway earlier today?

  Dr. Shapiro : I'm sorry, what?

  Rory : I mean, how fair is that? He's gone, and then he shows up out of the blue, 'You cant live here, this place is a dump, and by the way, I love you!' I love you? Is he serious?

  Dr. Shapiro : I don't know.

  Rory : Nothing, for weeks! And then he just decides that he loves me?

  [freaking out] 

  Rory : So what happens now? I get another Birkin bag? And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh? I stole a boat with him! I never stole a boat with Dean!

  Dr. Shapiro : Who's Dean?

  Rory : My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to!

  Dr. Shapiro : Wow.

  Rory : Yeah, I'm a treat! I don't know what I'm gonna do, I don't think I can take running into him every day in the halls, and in the paper and the coffee cart... Oh my god! I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee!

  [sobbing] 

  Rory : I really love coffee!