Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Welcome to the Dollhouse (2005)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Lane Kim : So, what's going on in the world?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Nothing...

  Lane Kim : Nothing?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Good. Nothing good. There's absolutely nothing positive going on anywhere in the world. How could that be?

  Lane Kim : That's why I don't read the paper anymore.

  Lorelai Gilmore : You will mine. I am starting my own. The Good News Daily - nothing but good news every day.

  Lane Kim : Sounds good.

  Lorelai Gilmore : "No civil war in Canada" - big article. "Cars drive down road without incident" - front-page news. "Puppies - how cute are they?" In-depth exposé. And the subscription is free. How happy is that?

  Lane Kim : I'm in a better mood.

• Lorelai Gilmore : Where is all this stupid stuff coming from?

  Michel Gerard : Looks like classic home shopping channel merchandise to me.

  Lorelai Gilmore : I haven't bought anything off the home shopping channel.

  Michel Gerard : That you remember.

  Lorelai Gilmore : How could I not remember?

  Michel Gerard : You could be deluding yourself. Suppressing a shameful, costly, and yes, extremely tacky shopping addiction from your memory.

• Lorelai Gilmore : For days she's been emptying her house, sending me everything she doesn't need anymore, trying to smoke me out of my foxhole.

  Luke Danes : Well, call her and tell her to knock it off!

  Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, no! That's exactly what she wants! I poke my head out of the foxhole, it gets blown off! Then I have no head, Luke!

  Luke Danes : There's a giant urn in my diner.

  Lorelai Gilmore : It started small, you know? A clock, a birdcage, some Victorian figurines, an old telescope. That was just the ground war. She was softening me up. Now comes the aerial campaign. The carpet bombing. And I bet she'll bomb me with actual carpets!

• Sookie St. James : This is just like in Spanish class when you get your Spanish name!

  Lorelai Gilmore : What was yours?

  Sookie St. James : Sookia, I don't think its an actual Spanish name, I think they just put an "a" on the end.

• Lorelai Gilmore : What's number two?

  Kirk Gleason : Number two. Chergogagog Manchogagog Cherbonagongamog.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Chergona-what?

  Kirk Gleason : An old Nimblook Indian name. It means: you fish on your side of the lake, I'll fish on my side, no one fishes in the middle. Or maybe it means Buffalo.

  Lorelai Gilmore : It's unpronouncable. Next?

  Kirk Gleason : From 1768, something flavorful. Crusty Bulge.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, come on!

• Kirk Gleason : You can choose any of three historically anchored street names that pre-dated Sores and Boils Alley. It's a generous proposal.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Let's hear 'em.

  Kirk Gleason : The first one is Constabulary Road.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Constabulary Road.

  Kirk Gleason : It's a very nice name. Classic. Very evocative of old-time Stars Hollow.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yes, it's very nice, but Kirk, that's the exact same name of Esther Wilkins' street. I mean, the exact name. It's taken.

  Kirk Gleason : I know. Apparently at one time there were several streets named Constabulary Road in Stars Hollow.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah, that would be incredibly confusing.

  Kirk Gleason : Oh, it would be a disaster. It was back then, too. Mail was mis-delivered, soldiers lost their way. It completely disoriented senior citizens. There was rioting, chaos, death.

• Lorelai Gilmore : I miss Nuclear Luke.