Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Welcome to the Dollhouse (2005)

Yanic Truesdale: Michel Gerard

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• Lorelai Gilmore : Where is all this stupid stuff coming from?

  Michel Gerard : Looks like classic home shopping channel merchandise to me.

  Lorelai Gilmore : I haven't bought anything off the home shopping channel.

  Michel Gerard : That you remember.

  Lorelai Gilmore : How could I not remember?

  Michel Gerard : You could be deluding yourself. Suppressing a shameful, costly, and yes, extremely tacky shopping addiction from your memory.

• Michel Gerard : We are on Sores and Boils Alley.

  Sookie St. James : Why can't it be something that doesn't ooze and run? What about bunions? Bunions are ok right? Sort of onions, mixed with buns, sorta appetizing if you don't think about it too much.

• Sookie St. James : What kind of menu do you serve on "Sores and Boils Alley"?

  Michel Gerard : Anything in a crust.