The Golden Girls (TV Series)

All Bets Are Off (1990)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : Sophia, why are you up?

  Sophia Petrillo : Same reason you're up.

  Blanche Devereaux : You're filled with anxiety?

  Sophia Petrillo : I'm old.

  Blanche Devereaux : I'm not old.

  Sophia Petrillo : Oh, forgive me. I'm supposed to support your vain, narcissistic fantasy that you're still in your 40's.

  Blanche Devereaux : It's either that or a big rent raise.

  Rose Nylund : Hi, you guys. What are you doing up?

  Blanche Devereaux : Sophia's old and I'm filled with anxiety.

• Rose Nylund : Blanche, you can't stay home from work forever. Can't you just swallow your pride?

  Sophia Petrillo : There's no room for it. She just scarfed down a bag of Chips Ahoy!

  Blanche Devereaux : Why are you insulting me?

  Sophia Petrillo : It's a defense mechanism. I guess it's to hide my feelings when I'm deeply upset.

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh, well I understand. In that case, I won't take it personally.

  Sophia Petrillo : Thanks, you human mattress.

• Dorothy Zbornak : Then I stood up at the podium and I said 'my name is Dorothy and I have a gambling problem'. When I left Gamblers' Anonymous 15 years ago I thought I'd never have to say those words again.

  Rose Nylund : Let's hope this time they can cure you.

  Dorothy Zbornak : You're never really cured, you just have to learn to just take one day at a time.

  Rose Nylund : Well of course you have to take one day at a time Dorothy, if you took them two at a time you'd be constantly changing your underwear.

  Sophia Petrillo : Go ahead, stand up and say 'my name is Rose and I'm an idiot'.