The Golden Girls (TV Series)
All Bets Are Off (1990)
Betty White: Rose Nylund
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Quotes
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Blanche Devereaux : Sophia, why are you up?
Sophia Petrillo : Same reason you're up.
Blanche Devereaux : You're filled with anxiety?
Sophia Petrillo : I'm old.
Blanche Devereaux : I'm not old.
Sophia Petrillo : Oh, forgive me. I'm supposed to support your vain, narcissistic fantasy that you're still in your 40's.
Blanche Devereaux : It's either that or a big rent raise.
Rose Nylund : Hi, you guys. What are you doing up?
Blanche Devereaux : Sophia's old and I'm filled with anxiety.
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Rose Nylund : Blanche, you can't stay home from work forever. Can't you just swallow your pride?
Sophia Petrillo : There's no room for it. She just scarfed down a bag of Chips Ahoy!
Blanche Devereaux : Why are you insulting me?
Sophia Petrillo : It's a defense mechanism. I guess it's to hide my feelings when I'm deeply upset.
Blanche Devereaux : Oh, well I understand. In that case, I won't take it personally.
Sophia Petrillo : Thanks, you human mattress.
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Dorothy Zbornak : Rose, I need money, fast, and I'm up to my limit at the automated teller.
Rose Nylund : Is this about the phone call you just received?
Dorothy Zbornak : The phone call? Yes, it was the paper boy, I forgot to pay him last week.
Rose Nylund : How much do you need?
Dorothy Zbornak : $250.
Rose Nylund : Isn't that a lot of money for the paper boy?
Dorothy Zbornak : Rose, the truth is that I need the money so my mother can have an operation.
Rose Nylund : Oh my God, Sophia needs surgery?
Dorothy Zbornak : Not really surgery, she's just going to get her face done.
Rose Nylund : How's she getting it done?
Dorothy Zbornak : South Western, Rose!
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Dorothy Zbornak : Then I stood up at the podium and I said 'my name is Dorothy and I have a gambling problem'. When I left Gamblers' Anonymous 15 years ago I thought I'd never have to say those words again.
Rose Nylund : Let's hope this time they can cure you.
Dorothy Zbornak : You're never really cured, you just have to learn to just take one day at a time.
Rose Nylund : Well of course you have to take one day at a time Dorothy, if you took them two at a time you'd be constantly changing your underwear.
Sophia Petrillo : Go ahead, stand up and say 'my name is Rose and I'm an idiot'.