The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Big Daddy (1986)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Cowboy #2 : Howdy, ladies. My name's Rusty. I don't recollect seeing you two fillies 'round these parts. Mind if a lonesome cowboy puts his saddlebags 'round your campf...
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Give us a break, would you mac!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Didn't you sleep well?
Sophia Petrillo : No, Rose kept me up, the storm scared her, she comes into my room at 2 in the morning begging, crying, just like your father before we got married.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : What did you do?
Sophia Petrillo : I told him 'you're not getting anything till I see a ring on this finger, and a donkey in my father's barn'.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Not Pop, Rose.
Sophia Petrillo : I told her to get the hell out, she was annoying me.
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Leonard Barton : Where's the old witch?
Gladys Barton : Leonard, don't call her a witch, you'll get another boil on your butt.
Leonard Barton : Tell the world, Gladys!
[to Sophia]
Leonard Barton : I'm begging you, my clocks are all wrong, I can't find my golf clubs, I can't sleep, I can't eat!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Can't sit.
Gladys Barton : That too... please, take the curse off.
Sophia Petrillo : You'll move the tree?
Leonard Barton : It'll be out of here first thing in the morning.
Sophia Petrillo : Fine.
[burps]
Leonard Barton : Does that mean the curse is over?
Sophia Petrillo : That means I shouldn't eat asparagus at dinner.
[snaps her fingers]
Sophia Petrillo : That means it's over!
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Leonard Barton : [Sophia put a curse on him with the evil eye] I went out to my garage this morning and found the air had been let out of my tires, I know she's responsible.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh come on, Mr. Barton, it was just a coincidence.
Sophia Petrillo : Coincidence my *eye*.
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Sophia Petrillo : [Rose is going out to the lanai] While you're out there, Rose, why don't you pull a few weeds out of the sidewalk?
Rose Nylund : Okey dokey.
[leaves]
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma, you said you'd do the weeding.
Sophia Petrillo : I said I'd get it done, and it's getting done!