The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket? (1988)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Who's the letter from, Ma?
Sophia Petrillo : Joanne Pescatori! She's coming to Miami for a visit!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Joanne Pescatori, didn't she own that little candy store down the street from us in Brooklyn?
Sophia Petrillo : That was Jeanette Pasadano.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Oh. Then who was Joanne Pescatori?
Sophia Petrillo : How the hell should I know? This letter's for Rose.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, why are you reading Rose's mail?
Sophia Petrillo : Because all you got were bills... Listen to this part at the end, tell me if you think Joanne's a lesbian.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma!
[Snatches the letter from Sophia]
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Rose Nylund : [about Blanche's jacket] It looks like you got a jacket somebody else returned. It's kind of beat up.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Rose, that's the style, it's an aviator's jacket.
Blanche Devereaux : And now all I need is some accessories for it.
Rose Nylund : Like a handbag?
Blanche Devereaux : Like an aviator.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What did you do with it?
Sophia Petrillo : [grabs a vase with flowers] Stand back, I'm not afraid to use this.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Spill it, Ma.
[Sophia dumps the water out of the vase]
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What you did with the jacket, Ma!
Sophia Petrillo : I'm scared, I'll do anything you say.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [scratching off their tickets] What if you get three palm trees?
Sophia Petrillo : You don't have three palm trees, that means you win $10,000.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, I know what three palm trees looks like.
Sophia Petrillo : You also know what a handsome doctor looks like, doesn't mean you have one.