- Blanche Devereaux: Sophia, there's something I don't understand. Now you're always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean, that's part of your charm.
- Sophia Petrillo: Thank you, you bed hopping relic.
- Peterson: [in court] Now Mrs Petrillo, I want you tell me in your own words-the words of a beautiful, dignified chick whose got a wild body for someone her age-exactly what kind of a person is your daughter?
- Sophia Petrillo: She put me in a home.