The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Ebbtide's Revenge (1990)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

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Quotes 

• Sophia Petrillo : Dorothy, I never understood why your brother liked to wear women's clothes. Unless he was queer.

  Blanche Devereaux : Sophia, people don't say queer anymore, they say gay.

  Sophia Petrillo : They say gay if a guy can sing the entire score of "Gigi." But, a six foot three, two hundred pound married man with kids, who likes to dress up like Dorothy Lamour, I think you have to go with queer.

• Blanche Devereaux : He looks very peaceful and natural.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Yeah... as natural as a man can look wearing a black teddy.

  Rose Nylund : It's a beautiful teddy... I think more men should be buried in teddies.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : I've just gotta remember that it's not the clothes that make the man, it's the man that makes the clothes oh God he looks like he died in a Benny Hill sketch!

• Rose Nylund : You need to know about my cousin Ingmar. Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations.

  Blanche Devereaux : Well, what's wrong with that?

  Rose Nylund : Let's just say you didn't want to park your car under their oak tree.