The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom (1990)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma I said I was sorry.
Sophia Petrillo : The least you can do when we're gonna see a movie is say it's a foreign film.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What is the big deal?
Sophia Petrillo : I had to stand in front of the screen just to read the subtitles and all that running back and forth to complete a sentence almost killed me!
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Sophia Petrillo : [Scene missing from DVD releases] Hey, where's my microwave popcorn?
Rose Nylund : We gave it away. Since Blanche got her pacemaker the doctor says we can't use the microwave.
Sophia Petrillo : But I love that popcorn!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, if we use the microwave, Blanche could die.
Sophia Petrillo : Same thing with Cup O'Noodles?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : We're not going to use it, Ma. As a matter of fact, tomorrow the people from Goodwill are coming to pick it up.
Sophia Petrillo : But I love this microwave. I'm 83 years old, do you want me to spend what little time I have left waiting for a baked potato?
[Later after Blanche leaves the room]
Sophia Petrillo : For this we're giving up Cheez Whiz nachos?
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Rose Nylund : [singing] Over there, over there, send the word send the word over there, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The drums rum-tum...
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : THAT was the lullaby your mother used to sing?
Rose Nylund : Yes, it was the only song she knew.
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Rose Nylund : When I get nervous I put my head between my knees.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : No, that's for nausea.
Rose Nylund : When I'm scared I'm nauseous. Remember the time that guy tried to steal my purse?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Worked better than mace.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche's doctor wants her to go back to the hospital for more tests.
Rose Nylund : It makes sense, just to be on the safe side.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Oh, well, of course it does. What kind of doctor would he be if he didn't want to check out everything.
Blanche Devereaux : [very nervous] Yeah, well, if it makes him happy. If everything's as bad as he thinks it is, he wants to put a pacemaker in me.
Sophia Petrillo : Everybody's got a nickname for it.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : How'd your physical go?
Blanche Devereaux : Oh, just fine. The doctor could not believe it when I told him my age.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Why, what age did you tell him?
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Blanche Devereaux : I just want to be young, beautiful and healthy again
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche, that's what we *all* want!
Blanche Devereaux : I know - but I *deserve* it!