The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Mother Load (1991)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

Quotes 

• Dorothy : Oh, Ma, I'm making dinner. What would you like to eat?

  Sophia : A nice, thick T-bone steak, corn on the cob, and pecan pie for dessert. Now ask me what I can chew!

  Dorothy : I'll start soaking the corn flakes now.

• Sophia : I said it before, I'll say it again. Sluts just heal quicker!

• Blanche Devereaux : [entering the room, feigning surprise]  Oh, my goodness, we have company. I'm just so embarrassed to be seen in this old thing.

  Sophia : Don't worry, Blanche, the dress covers most of it.

  Rose Nylund : Jerry, I'd like you to meet my roommate, Blanche Devereaux. And Blanche, this is...

  Blanche Devereaux : Why, you don't have to tell *me*. "From the Gulf Coast to the Atlantic, from the Keys to the Okefenokee, with the 11 O'Clock News, this is Jerry Kennedy."

  Jerry Kennedy : Well, I'm flattered.

  Sophia : From the pit of my stomach to the porcelain of the bowl...

  [Dorothy quickly covers Sophia's mouth]