The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Mother Load (1991)

Peter Graves: Jerry Kennedy

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : [entering the room, feigning surprise]  Oh, my goodness, we have company. I'm just so embarrassed to be seen in this old thing.

  Sophia : Don't worry, Blanche, the dress covers most of it.

  Rose Nylund : Jerry, I'd like you to meet my roommate, Blanche Devereaux. And Blanche, this is...

  Blanche Devereaux : Why, you don't have to tell *me*. "From the Gulf Coast to the Atlantic, from the Keys to the Okefenokee, with the 11 O'Clock News, this is Jerry Kennedy."

  Jerry Kennedy : Well, I'm flattered.

  Sophia : From the pit of my stomach to the porcelain of the bowl...

  [Dorothy quickly covers Sophia's mouth] 

• Jerry Kennedy : [fed up with his mother's meddling]  This is my life, I'm a grown man, and I am going to love the woman I want to love whether she meets with your approval or not.

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh-ho, put this man's picture on a can of stew!

  Jerry Kennedy : Blanche, I want to thank you for showing me the light. How can I ever repay you?

  Blanche Devereaux : Hawaii... Big island...