The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Mother Load (1991)

Steve Landesberg: Dr. Halperin

Quotes 

• Dorothy : Put the marriage back together? You told me we were coming here for closure!

  Dr. Halperin : Stan, I'm confused. Is this true?

  Stan Zbornak : Doc, we're both men. Let's not do this to each other.

  Dr. Halperin : Stanley.

  Stan Zbornak : Okay, okay. I lied, but so what? You never have?

  Dorothy : Only once, Stanley. The night I told you it was good for me, too.

  Dr. Halperin : [laughs]  And you said she didn't have a sense of humor.

• Dr. Halperin : Now, Stan, what you have to do is ask yourself, why would you want to be with a woman who so clearly doesn't want to be around you?

  Dorothy : Well, I think I can answer that, Doctor. There's no other kind!