- Sophia Petrillo: Do you think he'll remember me?
- Dorothy Zbornak: I dunno Ma.
- Sophia Petrillo: I'll remember him.
- Blanche Devereaux: [telling a story] So that's when this salesman from Men's Sportswear walks clear across the store into Ladies Petite and says, "Uh excuse me, miss, but I noticed you've been having a hard time deciding between the turquoise strapless and the flaming red backless. Well, personally, I would prefer to see you in the backless." And I said, "When?" And he said, "How 'bout Saturday night?" And I said, "How 'bout in your dreams, sleaze-o!" Can you believe the nerve of that guy?
- Rose Nylund: What were you doing in Ladies Petite?
- Blanche Devereaux: But, honey, she's just a child. You cant expect a child to give back a toy. You do understand, don't you?
- Rose Nylund: Just cut the crap and get the damn teddy bear!