The Golden Girls (TV Series)
The Audit (1987)
Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux
Quotes
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Rose Nylund : I can't get my promotion unless I become bilingual.
Blanche Devereaux : Oh no! Honey don't do that, no job is worth having to date women!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Blanche! Bilingual means someone who speaks more than one language!
Blanche Devereaux : Oh!
[laughs]
Blanche Devereaux : And here I thought it was something sexual.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [about her ring] This means a lot to me. My husband gave it to me after 38 years of marriage.
Blanche Devereaux : And after 38 years of marriage, he also dumped you for a 23 year-old stewardess with firm thighs and perky breasts!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [to the clerk at the pawn shop] You got yourself a ring, muchacho!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : I think I'm gonna cry.
Blanche Devereaux : No, honey, now, don't do that; your eyes will get all beady and your nose will swell up like Karl Malden's.