The Golden Girls (TV Series)
The Audit (1987)
Herb Edelman: Stan Zbornak
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Quotes
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Stan Zbornak : [bawling] Oh my God, we're going to jail Dorothy!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : That's right, Stanley, and please, let me know where you and Bubba are registered for your china.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [Stan's carrying a trash bag] Hello Stan, so nice of you to bring garbage.
Stan Zbornak : This is all of our receipts from five years ago, our entire future is in this bag.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : How appropriate.
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Stan Zbornak : They could put us in jail!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Good! I want you to go to jail, and I want a big bald inmate named Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend!
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Stan Zbornak : Hello Sophia, you're looking younger everyday.
Sophia Petrillo : Hello Stan, that's a beautiful tupee.
Sophia Petrillo : [to Rose and Blanche] See that? Now we're both liars!