The Golden Girls (TV Series)
The Competition (1985)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Honey, aren't you forgetting something? Rose dumped you.
Blanche Devereaux : That's right, she did. I hate being dumped. Just hate it! I haven't been dumped since Wade Hunnicut threw me over for Rebecca Wilkinson, a girl who did not value her reputation.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Did you let him get away with it?
Blanche Devereaux : Hell, no.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : What'd you do?
Blanche Devereaux : Slept with his brother.
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Blanche Devereaux : I'm fine. I just... feel a little cold and clammy, and, uh... just a little short of breath.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Now, you just settle down. You hear me? Settle down.
Blanche Devereaux : Whoo! Don't make me do this, Dorothy. This ball feels like it weighs about a hundred pounds.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Honey, I sympathize with you. I mean, anyone who has ever competed understands what you're going through, so listen, sweetheart, if you don't feel like bowling, you don't have to.
Blanche Devereaux : Oh, good.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You just hold on to the ball and I'll throw you down the aisle.
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Blanche Devereaux : I am stunned, just stunned! Stunned is the only way to describe how... stunned I am!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Just a minute, just a minute, Blanche. Are you trying to tell us that you are stunned?
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Blanche Devereaux : Well! I am devastated... just devastated! Devastated!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh, Knock it off!
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[Blanche is asleep at the table. Dorothy wants to practice]
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Blanche, let's go.
[Blanche murmurs in her sleep]
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Come on, Blanche. Let's go!
[Blanche murmurs again]
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [In a manly whisper] Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute.
Blanche Devereaux : [Shoots up] Where are my shoes?
[She runs and grabs her shoes before she realizes what just happened]
Blanche Devereaux : Oh Dorothy, that was a terrible thing to do!