The Golden Girls (TV Series)

There Goes the Bride: Part 1 (1991)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : Who is this secret man you're seein'?

  Rose Nylund : Oh, it's not a secret. His name is Ray. He's a friend of Miles.

  Blanche Devereaux : You are dating a friend of Miles? You scalywag.

  Sophia Petrillo : You skunkweed.

  Blanche Devereaux : What's that mean?

  Sophia Petrillo : I don't know. What does yours mean?

• Sophia Petrillo : Where I come from, when someone wanted to make a point, they'd tie a string around your finger. Well, come to think of it, it wasn't a string, it was a piano wire. Actually, it wasn't your finger, it was your neck. Anyway, it was very popular. In fact, piano wire was our village's second biggest export. You know what our biggest export was?

  Everyone : No.

  Sophia Petrillo : Too bad, I don't remember either. My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern seaboard.