The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Where's Charlie? (1991)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Sophia Petrillo : If you could have seen her face when I talked like Charlie, I almost wet myself!

  Dorothy : Listen, you vindictive little sea monkey!

• Dorothy : Look, you are going to tell Rose the truth.

  Sophia Petrillo : Or?

  Dorothy : Remember Shady Pines?

  Sophia Petrillo : Yeah, it wasn't so bad.

  Dorothy : I heard they sold it to some Germans.

  Sophia Petrillo : [gets up suddenly]  Rose, sweetie, I need to talk to you...

• Dorothy : Rose, I think Ma has something she'd like to tell you.

  Sophia Petrillo : Yeah, how come your hair never moves when you do?

  Dorothy : That's a question, granted a good one, but we're looking for a statement.

• [Blanche's coaching a baseball player by making him wear panties and he shows up in a blue dress] 

  Dorothy : He comes out Stevie, now he comes in Edie!