- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: [wearing a see-through jumpsuit] From Willona's boutique, the look that is unique!
- Thelma Evans: It's unique 'cause it's being worn by a freak!
- Carl Dixon: Now, I have one stop to make, but I'll be by the house around 7. And you dare tip anything to your mother, I'll burn your butts!
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Uh, wait a minute, Carl, she didn't say "I do." And until she does, our butts belong to Mama!