- Florida Evans: [as Michael comes in angrily] Michael?
- Michael Evans: Don't 'Michael' me!
- Florida Evans: What did you say?
- Michael Evans: Oh., I'm sorry, Ma, I didn't see you there.
- Florida Evans: Well, I guess my new diet is working better than I thought!
- Michael Evans: [talking about Yvonne] Yvonne's father's a doctor. She's the only girl who comes to school in a car. It's a two-seater XKE.
- Thelma Evans: That's nothin'! I go to school in a 40-seater B-U-S!