- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Now hold on! That's twice you called me stupid!
- Thelma Evans: And that's twice you answered!
- James Evans, Sr.: [as he comes in hearing J.J. and Thelma arguing] Well, I see I'm just in time for the dinner show!
- Willona Woods: [as the Evans family talks about Thelma's boyfriend] Michael, why don't you come to my house and watch TV for a while?
- Michael Evans: Ahh why?
- James Evans, Sr.: Cause this conversation ain't for no little boys!
- Michael Evans: I ain't no little boy daddy! I'm 12 years old.
- James Evans, Sr.: Wanna see 13?
- Michael Evans: C'mon Willona.