Goodnight Sweetheart (TV Series)

Goodnight Children Everywhere (1996)

Michelle Holmes: Yvonne

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  Yvonne : Knackered! How can you be knackered? You just had two days taking it easy at a trade fair.

  Gary : They only call them fairs, you know; there's no dodge-ems or candy floss. Delegates don't get sent home with a confused goldfish in a little plastic bag.

  Yvonne : Ooh, you've come back in a right snarky mood.

  Gary : Have not, it's you. Gone all aggressive again since you started working for those Koreans.

  Yvonne : Well, what's wrong with working for Koreans all of a sudden?

  Gary : [pause]  They eat dogs.

  Yvonne : No, they don't!

  Gary : Yes, they do; Ron told me.

  Yvonne : Well, excuse me, but in the two weeks I've been working there I've not seen one single dog eaten. Not even nibbled.

  Gary : Yeah, well, I'm sure they're very discreet about it. You check out the girl who gets their sandwiches. Whilst everyone else is queueing up down the caff, they send her out for a slice of whatever's going at the poodle parlour.