"Goodnight Sweetheart" Goodnight Children Everywhere (TV Episode 1996) - Nicholas Lyndhurst as Gary

Phoebe : Gary, there's uh, there's somebody else over here waiting for a kiss.

Gary : Oh, I'm sorry. Pucker up, Reg.
Phoebe : Gary, don't you want us to start a family?

Gary : Yeah. Yeah, of course. I mean, starting a family is the most enjoyable bit, isn't it? It's the next twenty bears that bothers me.
[first lines]

Yvonne : Knackered! How can you be knackered? You just had two days taking it easy at a trade fair.

Gary : They only call them fairs, you know; there's no dodge-ems or candy floss. Delegates don't get sent home with a confused goldfish in a little plastic bag.

Yvonne : Ooh, you've come back in a right snarky mood.

Gary : Have not, it's you. Gone all aggressive again since you started working for those Koreans.

Yvonne : Well, what's wrong with working for Koreans all of a sudden?

Gary : [pause] They eat dogs.

Yvonne : No, they don't!

Gary : Yes, they do; Ron told me.

Yvonne : Well, excuse me, but in the two weeks I've been working there I've not seen one single dog eaten. Not even nibbled.

Gary : Yeah, well, I'm sure they're very discreet about it. You check out the girl who gets their sandwiches. Whilst everyone else is queueing up down the caff, they send her out for a slice of whatever's going at the poodle parlour.

Nicholas Lyndhurst: Gary