The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

Saturday Night on Sunset Boulevard (1981)

William Katt: Ralph Hinkley

Quotes 

• Ralph Hanley : Bill, we are just sitting down to enjoy a nice dinner.

  Bill Maxwell : Oh, you were? Well, in that case, please don't let 20 years down the drain of dedicated service interrupt any of your plans for dinner. I mean, let's get out the Iranian caviar, give the Ayatollah something to really cheer about.

• Bill Maxwell : [talking about Tony]  That kid's got some edges, all right, but you know if I could get my hands on him for a couple weeks away from these bad influences, I bet I could iron him out for you.

  Ralph Hanley : You like him, huh?

  Bill Maxwell : No, I don't like him, Ralph, he's a punk. I'm just saying he could get straightened out, that's all. Will you stop making me sound like a Peace Corps volunteer all the time?

  Ralph Hanley : There's nothing wrong with liking Tony, Bill. There's a lot to like here. Just have to get past the cocky thing that he does.

  Bill Maxwell : Those kids play you like a fiddle, Ralph. You've got to remember they need a little dose of the old boot in the backside in a while just to get their attention span unlocked, grind their pumps.