Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
Enough Is Enough (2005)
Sandra Oh: Dr. Cristina Yang
Quotes
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Dr. Meredith Grey : [Meredith is laying on her bathroom floor] It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy... penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you.
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Cristina, who is sitting in the shower, slides the shower door open] It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like a business trans... Like he's the boss of me.
Dr. Meredith Grey : He is the boss of you.
Dr. Cristina Yang : And what's worse is that I care.
Dr. Meredith Grey : I'm gonna throw up again.
[Meredith gets up from the floor and crawls to the toilet. Cristina slides the shower door closed. Meredith groans]
Dr. Meredith Grey : No. Wait. False alarm.
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Cristina slides the shower door open again, Meredith sits up, her back against the wall] Look, the problem is estrogen.
Dr. Meredith Grey : No, the problem is tequila.
Dr. Cristina Yang : You know I used to be all business, and then he goes and gets me pregnant.
Dr. Meredith Grey : [with her eyes closed, pointing her finger in the air] With the stupid boy penis.
Dr. Cristina Yang : [with her head on her arm, exasperated] Now I'm having hormone surges.
[Cristina looks up]
Dr. Cristina Yang : He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this... fat, stupid, pregnant girl... who cares.
[Cristina closes the shower door again]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Estrogen.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Penises.
[door opens, Izzie and George come into the bathroom]
Dr. Meredith Grey : Penises, Izzie!
Dr. Cristina Yang : [opens the shower] Estrogen, George.
[holds up a glass and Izzie pours more Fiji bottled water into it]
Dr. George O'Malley : [looks at Cristina] Okay.
[to Izzie]
Dr. George O'Malley : What did I miss?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Came home to full-on vomit drama. Apparently she dumped Derek. And her.
[in a whisper]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : She's been sleeping with Burke.
Dr. George O'Malley : I knew that.
[to Meredith]
Dr. George O'Malley : So you really broke up with Shepherd?
[starts brushing his teeth]
Dr. Meredith Grey : [softly] I feel empty.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Two hours of vomiting will do that to you.
[begins brushing her teeth]
Dr. Meredith Grey : No, I feel empty.
Dr. Cristina Yang : You're lucky. I feel pissed off.
[Cristina closes the shower]
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Dr. Cristina Yang : Mine's bigger than yours.
Dr. Alex Karev : Whip it out, I'll measure.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Shut up, Alex.
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[discussing "Judy Dolls", after they learn that a patient's bowel obstruction was caused after he swallowed the heads of ten Judy Dolls]
Dr. Cristina Yang : My mother used to buy me Judy dolls. Manhattan Judy, Surfer Judy, Disco Judy.
Dr. Meredith Grey : I always wanted one.
Dr. Cristina Yang : I dissected them. Cut off their arms and shaved their heads.
Dr. Alex Karev : Sounds like there's a sick and twisted story behind this.
Dr. Cristina Yang : They're sexist, distorted, devil toys that create unrealistic image-expectations catering to the porn-driven minds of men.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : You swallow a bitter pill this morning, Yang? They're dolls.