- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [to Alex, after he made photocopies of the picture of her posing in the magazine and put them all over the locker room] You wanna see it? You really wanna see it? Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?
- [she rips off her shirt and throws it at Alex]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let's see if I remember my anatomy.
- [takes off her pants]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Gluts, right? Let's study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. But just remember that while you're still sitting on 200 grand in student loans, I'm out of debt.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [to Alex] You want to call me Dr. Model, that's fine. But just remember that while you're sitting on two-hunded grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
- Dr. Alex Karev: So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Sexy underwear?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Yeah...
- Dr. Alex Karev: And they just let you look at them?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Well, uh... yeah.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Like sisters?
- Dr. George O'Malley: No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters.
- Dr. Alex Karev: But they're not coming on to you?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Not exactly.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They don't expect you to do anything.
- Dr. George O'Malley: No, but...
- Dr. Alex Karev: Like sisters. Just like sisters
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It's makeup. It's retouching.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You get that we hate you, right?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Here, my share of the grocery money. When are you going?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Tonight.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Okay. Seriously, George. Please don't...
- Dr. George O'Malley: Yeah, could we not talk about it here?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What? Tampons?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Did you not hear a word I said?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You're a man, we know.
- Dr. Alex Karev: [everyone in the room starts to laugh] Talk about shrinking the salamander.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You don't understand. Me - gonads! You - ovaries!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, when I'm naked in the shower!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Will you add it to your list, please?
- Dr. George O'Malley: What?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Tampons!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: To the list. It's your turn.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Morning, Dr. Model.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Dr. Evil Spawn.
- Dr. Alex Karev: [he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach] Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [to Izzie] Of course, now you know every time he gets a rise, he'll be thinking of you.
- Liz Fallon: [to Dr. Burke] Good call, Doctor!
- [to Christina]
- Liz Fallon: Grey's got the human 2x4 and you have the institution in need of a enema.
- [shakes head]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [to Izzie] An ass who deals in asses. We call him "Lymph Harry", never spares the nerves...
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Intimacy is a four syllable word for, "Here are my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger." It's both desired, and feared. Difficult to live with, and impossible to live without. Intimacy also comes attached to the three R's... relatives, romance, and roommates. There are some things you can't escape. And other things you just don't want to know.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [standing in the bathroom, outside the shower, where George is, looking for tampons] Tampons, tampons. I reminded you before you went.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I forgot when I got there.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No.
- [she opens the shower door]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No, you were so passive-aggressive.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Naked! I am naked in the shower!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [closes the shower door] Just tampons, George! I really needed tampons. God!
- [Meredith enters the bathroom]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm not riding in the same car as him.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [looks at Izzie, who is standing in her underwear] Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me either. Where are the tampons?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: He didn't buy them.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [to George] You didn't buy them?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Men don't buy tampons!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [opens the shower door again, and George falls over] You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
- Dr. George O'Malley: [she walks out of the bathroom, leaving George lying on the floor of the shower] I am not your sister!
- [he slams the shower door]
- Dr. George O'Malley: There need to be some rules.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: So, what, we can walk around in our underwear on alternate Tuesdays? Or you could see bras, but not panties? Or are you talking Amish rules? Because if you think you're gonna get Izzie to cover herself...
- Dr. George O'Malley: The amount of flesh exposed is not the point. You have to do something, it's your house.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: It's my mother's house.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Meredith!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Do you like Izzie? Is that was this is about? You have a crush on Izzie?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Izzie? No! I don't like Izzie. Izzie? No! She's not the one I'm attracted to.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Not the one. So there's a one?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Look, there just have to be some rules.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You said, "I am not your sister." Do you feel like I was emasculating you?
- Dr. George O'Malley: No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm sorry.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Guess you put Dr. Model to rest.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Guess I did.