- Salesman: How can I put you in a pre-owned vehicle today?
- Claudia: We're looking for something used.
- Salesman: We have one of the largest selections of pre-owned vehicles in the tri-state area.
- Sean: So they're used?
- Salesman: Sir, our selection does not just include the pre-owned, we also have a large number of lease returns. I can assure you the pre-owned and the lease returns are completely certified.
- Sean: How am I gonna get you to say "used"?
- Salesman: That's not a word we like here.
- Sean: Then at least admit they're cars.
- Salesman: You mean the vehicles?
- Sean: Claude, I've got to hand it to you. You were right.
- Claudia: Shut up.
- Sean: [Sarcastically] No! No! No! I'm just glad she had that credit card for when she needed it.
- Claudia: [Angrily] Shut up!
- Sean: [Sarcastically] Oh, I'm just so happy my little baby is okay. That's all that matters!
- Claudia: It's now time for you to *shut up*!
- Lily: Mom! Dad! Jimmy and Henry are driving me crazy!
- Claudia: They're just a little freaked out about the car being stolen.
- Lily: [to Henry] Stay out of my room!
- Henry Finnerty: We're just trying to board up your windows.
- Walt: What are you guarding against? Burglars or zombies?
- Henry Finnerty: [Alarmed] There are zombies?
- Claudia: Henry, zombies did not steal our Subaru!
- Henry Finnerty: So, you're saying there *are* zombies?