Grounded for Life (TV Series)

Catch Us If You Can (2001)

Megyn Price: Claudia Finnerty

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Quotes 

• Henry Finnerty : [to Claudia's friends]  A tadpole looks like a fish, but it's not a fish. Now, you might think it's a fish because it doesn't have legs, but it will have legs, and then you'll know it's a frog. In the meantime, you'll just have to trust me.

  Claudia Finnerty : This is a bachelorette party. We are not talking about tadpoles.

• Lily Finnerty : [to Claudia]  Mom, Faye's kid really stinks.

  Claudia Finnerty : She probably needs her diaper changed.

  Lily Finnerty : Well, yeah. That's what I'm thinking.

  Claudia Finnerty : Change her diaper.

  Lily Finnerty : How about I dump some potpourri down there?

• Claudia Finnerty : Jimmy hates baseball! Ever since he saw "Field of Dreams"!

  Jimmy Finnerty : [In flashback]  I hate baseball! It makes me think of ghosts!

• Claudia Finnerty : Walt, what're you eating?

  Walt Finnerty : Fruit roll-up. They're not bad.

  Claudia Finnerty : Those are edible panties.

  Walt Finnerty : [Unrolls them, flings them down in horror]  Oh, dear God! I gotta go to church!

  [Runs out] 

• Walt Finnerty : Well, I'm gonna go to the Alpine, see if I have any friends left!

  Claudia Finnerty : Here, Walt. Why don't you take them this cake? it's delicious!

  [Hands him the box containing the rest of the penis-shaped cake] 

  Walt Finnerty : Thanks! This oughta put me in good with the fellas!

  Sean Finnerty : Yeah, they're gonna love it!

• Faye : What's going on out there? There are, like, 15 guys out there and they're putting beer cans all over my car.

  Sean Finnerty : Oh, good, they're drinking beer! That means they'll have to leave to use the bathroom!

  Claudia Finnerty : [Looking out the window]  Apparently not.