Grounded for Life (TV Series)

Cuts Like a Knife (2003)

Kevin Corrigan: Eddie Finnerty

Quotes 

• Eddie Finnerty : [Responding to Sean's claim of sensitivity after his non-existent vasectomy]  So, where was that sensitivity yesterday?

  [Flashing back to a one-on-one basketball game, where Sean repeatedly hip checks Eddie] 

  Sean Finnerty : It comes and goes.

  Eddie Finnerty : Oh, I get it: you're lying.

• Sean Finnerty : [Flashing back to his vasectomy meltdown]  So, what's next?

  Dr. Weidlinger : You need to be shaved.

  [a dorky-looking male nurse enters with the shaving implements and Sean freaks out] 

  Eddie Finnerty : [Returning to the present]  Actually, if it's done right, it feels kinda nice.