Grounded for Life (TV Series)

Don't Fear the Reefer (2002)

Gregory Jbara: Dan O'Keefe

Quotes 

• Sean Finnerty : [to O'Keefe]  I'm sure the power's gonna be on pretty soon.

  Dan O'Keefe : I hope so. The ham's getting cold and the beer's getting warm.

  Sean Finnerty : Well, why don't you try wrapping the ham around your beer?

  Dan O'Keefe : That might work.

• Hugh : [to Jimmy]  Kid, do you know anything about football?

  Jimmy Finnerty : I know that it's played by a bunch of muscleheads who can't even count their toes.

  Dan O'Keefe : Hey! I used to play football!

  Henry Finnerty : Oh. Well, go ahead and take off your shoes and we'll give you a hand.

• Dan O'Keefe : Hey! Finnerty! Got any batteries I can borrow?

  Sean Finnerty : Come on, O'Keefe. We've got a blackout over here, too.

  Dan O'Keefe : But I got a house full of guests! We're having a Super Bowl party! I would have invited you, but I didn't.