- Black Jack Haggen: I remember when you was six years old and I bought you that pair of boots up from Jalisco. Genuine leather they was - first pair of boots you ever owned. Why, you was so proud of them you wouldn't even take 'em off to go to bed at night.
- Festus Haggen: Ahh, boots is just boots and that was a long time ago.
- Black Jack Haggen: Gonna grow up to be just like old Uncle Jack, that's what you used to tell everybody.
- Festus Haggen: I never was real smart when I was a kid!
- Festus Haggen: What's your name?
- April: April.
- Festus Haggen: April?
- April: April Clomley.
- Festus Haggen: Well, why don't ya just move over a month or two, April, and let me sit down.