Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Miley, Get Your Gum (2006)

Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

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Quotes 

• Hannah Montana : [they all get in the limo]  Thank you! I love you all!Thank you! Thank you!

  [takes off her wig] 

  Hannah Montana : That was great! Oliver stared right into my eyes and never had a clue.

  Lilly Truscott : [dressed up as Lola Luftnagle]  Kinda like the look he has in spanish

  Hannah Montana , Lilly Truscott : No comprendo!

  Hannah Montana : I don't know what I was so worried about anyways

  Lilly Truscott : Yeah

  [opens the moon roof and Oliver pops through it] 

  Lilly Truscott : [They all scream, Hannah covers her face with the dog, Lilly/Lola puts Hannah's hat back on, and Robbie grabs the wig] 

  Robbie Stewart : Pull over driver!

  Oliver Oken : Don't be scared, its me, Oliver Oken,

  [Hannah puts her wig back on under cover of the dog] 

  Oliver Oken : wow, your even more beautiful upside down!

  Lilly Truscott : Oh... Thank you! Your so sweet!

  Hannah Montana : He was talking to me!

  [to Oliver] 

  Hannah Montana : Look, you are very sweet,but, I have a boyfriend.

  Oliver Oken : A boyfriend? Wait, I don't understand, then why'd you kiss me?

  Hannah Montana : I didn't, the dog did.

  [Holds Thor-the dog-up to Olivers face and Thor licks him] 

  Oliver Oken : Aww man! Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours!

  Hannah Montana : [her wig gets turned around and Lilly pars the front so she can see out]  I'm sorry,I was trying not to hurt your feelings,its just that, I'm just not interested,ok?

  Oliver Oken : ok, I get it

  Robbie Stewart : Now get down off the roof son before you dent it, this is a rental.

  Oliver Oken : fine, I won't bother you anymore.

  Lilly Truscott : [holds her hair in front of her face and Hannah pulls apart her hair so she can see Lola/Lily]  If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.

  Oliver Oken : You must think I'm pathetic.

  Hannah Montana : No, I think you sweet

  [parts her hair so she can see] 

  Hannah Montana : and maybe if i didn't have a boyfriend...

  Oliver Oken : I'd have a chance with you?

  Hannah Montana : I never said that!

  Oliver Oken : But you implied it!and thats good enough!I'll wait for you forever!

  Hannah Montana : But I never said that!

  Oliver Oken : Forever! Do you hear me Hannah Montana!Forever!

• Hannah Montana : What? that's crazy, the only thing the same about Hannah Montana and me is... me... and me doesn't feel that way about him

• Miley Stewart : What if one friend loved another friend, but that friend didn't get loved back? Then things would get all weird and uncomfortable and the friends couldn't be friends anymore. And there's nothing more important then our friendship Oliver.

  Oliver Oken : Oh man you love me!

  Miley Stewart : Eeww! No!

  Miley Stewart : I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish, I mean, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you!

  Oliver Oken : That's a relief, because, your my buddy, and I think Hannah and you could wind up being close friends someday.

  Lilly Truscott : Closer than you think.

  [Miley gives her a mean look] 

  Oliver Oken : Great! Once Hannah and I are together we'll have you over for some Su-shi Yeah!

  [Miley holds up her index finger and starts hitting her head on a wall until Lilly stops her] 

• Miley Stewart : [to Lilly]  When you talk do you hear it, or is it like a big roaring in your ears?

• Miley Stewart : When you talk do you hear it, or is it just a big roaring in your ear?

• Hannah Montana : Oh, no. Its Oliver again! He snuck into my dressing room last week, nearly jumped on stage the week before, and just when you think he couldn't be any crazier, BAM! he kicks it up a notch.

  Robbie Stewart : Look at those boney little elbows go! He cuttin' through the crowd like a weed-wacker!

• Oliver Oken : No no! My love is bigger than my disgust... and your... black dripage.

  Hannah Montana : Black dripage, watch this

  [blows a huge licorice bubble] 

  Oliver Oken : Sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice

  [get hit by burst licorice bubble in the face] 

  Oliver Oken : aah!

  Hannah Montana : How do you like me now?

  Oliver Oken : I still love you

  Hannah Montana : What is it going to take, you and Hannah Montana will never be together

  Oliver Oken : Why?

  Miley Stewart : Because I'm Hannah Montana, me Miley

  [pulls off Hannah wig] 

  Miley Stewart : [Oliver faints when he hear that]  o.k. that worked well

• Oliver Oken : Awwe Man, YOU LOVE ME!

  Miley Stewart : Ewwwww, NO! I mean I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish. I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet, but I don't want to KISS you!

• Miley Stewart : [Pulls Oliver and Lilly together]  What about Lilly? You guys would be perfect together.

  Lilly Truscott : Excuse me?

  Miley Stewart : You're both stubborn

  Lilly Truscott , Oliver Oken : I am not!

  Miley Stewart : Se, you always agree with each other.

  Lilly Truscott , Oliver Oken : No we don't!

  Miley Stewart : I am *definitely* seeing a couple here.

  Lilly Truscott , Oliver Oken : You're not because I'm not! Whoo!

• Miley Stewart : [about gum chewing]  Why? Does it bother you? It really turns off some people. They love me, but I disgust them!

• Miley Stewart : Come on Oliver let's face it. The girl that you thought you loved is standing right beside you, and the truth is... you don't love her.

• Miley Stewart : Either you have a great idea or you really have to go

  Lilly Truscott : Oliver is about to get totally turned off by Hannah Montana and I really have to go

  [runs off quickly] 

• Robbie Stewart : You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.

  Hannah Montana : Dad,that is, the smartest thing you've ever said

  Robbie Stewart : You know what they say, every now and then even a blind pig snorts up a truffle

  Lilly Truscott : and that is the wierdest

  [Hannah/Miley nodds] 

• Miley Stewart : What if one friend loved another friend, but didn't get loved back? Then things would get all weird and uncomfortable and the friends couldn't be friends anymore. and there's nothing more important then our friendship Oliver.

  Oliver Oken : Oh man you love me!

  Miley Stewart , Lilly Truscott : Eeww! No!

  Miley Stewart : I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you!

  Oliver Oken : That's a relief, because, your my buddy, I think Hannah and you could wnd up being close friends

  Lilly Truscott : Closer than you think

  [Miley gives her a mean look] 

  Oliver Oken : Great! Once Hannah and I are together we'll have you over for some Su-shi Yeah!

  [Miley holds up her index finger and starts hitting her head on a wall until Lilly stops her] 

• Lilly Truscott : And here's the beauty part... If Oliver dies, you won't have to bury him in the backyard!

  Miley Stewart : When you talk, do you hear it, or is it like a big roaring in your ears?

• Miley Stewart : Anything?

  Oliver Oken : No, in fact this is kinda awkward.

• Miley Stewart : Either you have a great idea or you really have to

  Lilly Truscott : Oliver is about to get totally turned off by Hannah Montana and I really have to go

  [runs off quickly] 

• Lilly Truscott : Unless, maybe, just maybe, you feel the same way.

  [Miley looks at Oliver who is rubbing the Hannah hand on his face] 

  Miley Stewart : Yes and maybe just maybe THAT'S INSANE!

• Miley Stewart : What if one friend loved another friend, but didn't get loved back? Then things would get all weird and uncomfortable and the friends couldn't be friends anymore. and there's nothing more important then our friendship Oliver.

  Oliver Oken : Oh man you love me!

  Lilly Truscott , Miley Stewart : Eeww! No!

  Miley Stewart : I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you!

  Oliver Oken : That's a relief, because, your my buddy, I think Hannah and you could wnd up being close friends

  Lilly Truscott : Closer than you think

  [Miley gives her a mean look] 

  Oliver Oken : Great! Once Hannah and I are together we'll have you over for some Su-shi Yeah!

  [Miley holds up her index finger and starts hitting her head on a wall until Lilly stops her]