- Tony Vacarro: [singing while playing the piano]
- Tony Vacarro: Three Blind Mice.
- Tony Vacarro: Three Blind Mice.
- Tony Vacarro: Frank and Estelle.
- Tony Vacarro: Jennifer Hart as well.
- Tony Vacarro: I poisoned Frank as my poor wife cried.
- Tony Vacarro: Now Jennifer Hart is the next to die.
- Tony Vacarro: She knows too much to be left alive.
- Estelle Vacarro: What are you doing?
- Tony Vacarro: I'm doing a little creative housekeeping. I wouldn't want anybody to doubt the fact that I was the author of the play.
- Estelle Vacarro: Tony, you murdered him for a play?
- Tony Vacarro: My dear girl, as Mr. Shakespeare said, 'The plays the thing'.
- Estelle Vacarro: What is it? What's wrong?
- Tony Vacarro: What's the matter? Don't you recognize a dead playwright when you see one?
- Estelle Vacarro: What did you do?
- Tony Vacarro: I spiked his Harvey Wallbanger.
- Tony Vacarro: No more of this tacky community theater crap for us.
- Estelle Vacarro: Well, Tony, there's something you've forgotten. Jennifer Hart has read the play. She know you didn't write it.
- Tony Vacarro: Hmm. Well, that's simple. We'll write Jennifer Hart out of the show.
- Estelle Vacarro: Oh, no, you wouldn't.
- Tony Vacarro: Ah, yes I would. I rather like directing death scenes.
- [evil laugh]