Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

Fools Die Twice (1972)

Clu Gulager: Jack Gulley

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• Jack Gulley : [In a message for McGarrett]  There's gonna be a hit, McGarrett, a hit... So big it's gonna rock this island.

• Lana Trotter : [Jack is throwing Lana out]  Jack, why do you say things like that to me?... I'm a person, like anybody else.

  Jack Gulley : You know what you are?... You're nothing, you're zip, zero.

• Jack Gulley : [On the phone to McGarrett]  Just listen, McGarrett... Don't interrupt. I'm only gonna say this once... At 3 this afternoon, there's gonna be a hit. a hit so big it'll rock this island. If you're interested, be at your desk at 2:30... That's when you'll receive my next instructions.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Call comes in from Gulley]  McGarrett.

  Jack Gulley : McGarrett?... Get this...

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You're late.

  Jack Gulley : What?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You said 2:30. It's past that time... You get the point. You're not so sharp as you think you are.

  Jack Gulley : You're trying to bug me?... Oh yeah, it won't work. Now listen, you're going to the old battery on Route 7.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Are you sure you're planning right? If the hit is at 3, it's gonna take at least 25 minutes to get out there.

  Jack Gulley : Yeah, but you're gonna make it in 20... Twenty. When you get there, it'll all be clear to you... On the chance that you're too stupid to figure it out, I'll make my next call to you at exactly 3... Now, arrange to have my call transferred to your car... Oh yeah, one thing, McGarrett... Watch the birdie.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Watch the birdie?

  [Gulley hangs up] 

• Jack Gulley : [Calling McGarrett after helicopter flies over]  It's ridiculous, isn't it, McGarrett?... Trying to rob an army payroll when they haven't paid in cash for years?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Who could be that stupid?

  Jack Gulley : For one, Kira Johnson... Surely you remember Kira, McGarrett... You put him away twice. Watch out for him... He's armed, and if he's caught... Well, he's a lifer. So long, McGarrett.

  [Gulley hangs up] 

• Jack Gulley : [to Dr. Clapton]  You're valuable to them today... Today!. Dr. Frank Clapton. civilian chief of computer code programming, Pacific and Asian theaters... You're the only one to be trusted to do what you've been doing, Isn't that right?... Big man. You change the codes, you devise new ones... They love you, man!... They love you, today.

• Jack Gulley : [to Dr. Clapton]  Look for the shifting wind... Hope you're not afraid of the dark.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [the phone rings]  McGarrett.

  Jack Gulley : Are you ready, Baby?... Have you got the diamonds?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Yeah, I have the diamonds, Gulley.

  Jack Gulley : [Annoyed that McGarrett now knows who he is]  I like that, I like it fine... It's okay that it's out in the open now. Man-to-man... How'd you like brushing right by me last night? How'd you like that, huh?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You're a fool, Gulley... Now that we know who you are. you'll have every government agency working against you.

  Jack Gulley : Which government, McGarrett?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : That's up to you, Gulley... That's up to you. We'll meet your terms

  Jack Gulley : No, no, no... Now you know I'd rather sell Clapton to my own country... After all, McGarrett, I'm a patriotic guy.

• Jack Gulley : [after being caught by McGarrett]  How?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Listen.

  [Compressor pump] 

  Jack Gulley : Pump.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Yeah, and a patsy who wouldn't die, Kira... Oh, and a bird.

  Jack Gulley : A bird?... A woman?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : No... Just a bird, Gulley... An ordinary free flying bird

  [Seagull flying overhead] 

• Jack Gulley : [On radio with Russian]  What's the name of the ship?

  Russian : SS Mitslovsky... Six miles offshore. That time will you deliver?

  Jack Gulley : Noon tomorrow... No later.

  Russian : One thing... It has come to our attention that you are also deling with Chinese.

  Jack Gulley : Yeah, so?

  Russian : We are not supermarket... You are not free customer shopping all over, you understand?... Better think of the money you will have coming to you.

  Jack Gulley : Money?... Friend, would you like to know the truth?... I may deliver him to you for nothing... Just for my own pleasure. How about that?

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Gulley]  You set up that dead-end robbery, didn't you?

  Jack Gulley : It worked, didn't it?... Pragmatically speaking, isn't that what counts?... It worked, McGarrett, and I've got him.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : what are the terms?

  Jack Gulley : A million dollars, or he goes to a not-so-friendly government... A million dollars. Now listen, that's not ransom, its... its compensation.

• Jack Gulley : [Just before he finishes his converstation with McGarrett]  One final warning... Helicopter overhead, one suspicious move... Claption's family will be receiving messages from abroad... Understood?

• Russian : [Gulley is ready to deal Clapton]  Yes, who is?

  Jack Gulley : me, friend... I'm ready

  Russian : You have?

  Jack Gulley : You betcha I have... But it's gonna cost you. I'm doubling the price... Two million.

  Russian : So, you are not shopping anymore at supermarket... You now own supermarket.