Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

The Friends of Joey Kalima (1977)

Jack Lord: Det. Steve McGarrett

Quotes 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [speaking of lava dust]  How do you know so much about this stuff, Charlie?

  Charlie the Lab Technician : Because I'm smart.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Yeah, if women are so smart, why do they dance backwards?

• Det. Steve McGarrett : If women are so smart, why do they dance backwards?

• Reed : Look at this.

  [dumps the contents of a safe deposit box on the floor, looks up and sees McGarrett] 

  Det. Steve McGarrett : This the way you spend your weekends?