- Lt. Howard Hunter: [after struggling to get Paul 'The Wall' up the precinct stairs] That old parable about Mohammed and the mountain comes to mind. If Mohammed won't come to the mountain...
- Sgt. Stan Jablonski: We don't need a parable, Lieutenant. We need a forklift.
- Lt. Howard Hunter: Actually, in this case, it's the mountain that can't get to Mohammed.
- Sgt. Stan Jablonski: [Still gasping from exertion] What?
- Lt. Howard Hunter: Well, what I'm simply suggesting is that we call in the coroner, cordon off the area, let him proceed with his autopsy, and then we'll remove this fella piece by piece.
- Lt. Henry Goldblume: I saw that movie. "Texas Chainsaw Coroner."