The Honeymooners (TV Series)
Funny Money (1955)
Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden
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Quotes
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Ralph Kramden : There isn't room in this place for you and me!
Mrs. Gibson : There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!
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Ralph Kramden : [Alice's mother has been engaging in her typical insult-based banter with Ralph] Oh, you're startin' right in, huh? Startin' right in with the insults! No warmin' up in the bullpen or nothin', huh? Startin' right in! I remember when you used come over, you used to to start slow with a couple of "Hello, Stupids" and stuff like that! Now I don't even get that, anymore, huh? Well, let me tell you somethin', and get this into your head! This is my home, and when you come in here, treat me with respect, and address me with a civil tongue!
Mrs. Gibson : Oh, why don't you shut up?
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Ralph Kramden : I didn't start this, Mammy Yokum did!
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Ralph Kramden : One of these days you're gonna push me too far.
Mrs. Gibson - Alice's Mother : The only thing that could push you is a bulldozer!
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Ralph Kramden : It's my nature to spend... except I never have anything to spend.