- Arthur: [reminiscing about his past romantic encounters] She was a real beauty, she was, a real goer! She had these great enormous knockers in them days.
- Alf Garnett: She still has Arthur.
- Arthur: But in them days they was...
- Alf Garnett: A different shape.
- Alf Garnett: Everything was, Alf. And in a different position.
- Arthur, Alf Garnett: [they both laugh]