- [Jack McGee see Mike Cassidy being interrogated at the police station]
- Jack McGee: I don't know. The man that I saw seemed different somehow. He was... younger.
- Police Sergeant: He dyed his hair, and he probably used tape here and here to pull back the skin. It makes a big difference.
- Jack McGee: Dr. Banner, I'm Jack McGee.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: So?
- Jack McGee: I can't believe you're still alive.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Which is more than I can say for you, if you don't take your hand off my door.
- Lorraine: Oh, You look terrific. I like what you've done.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Thank you.
- Lorraine: You look just like when we first met.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I eh, I think this is a mistake...
- Lorraine: That's the story of my life. Listen, I, I've thought about it all the way over here, and I want us to just take the money and we could just run away. We could go anywhere, South America, anywhere, I don't care as long as we're together.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I... I'm afraid you have the wrong person.
- Lorraine: That's what everyone's told me, but I know how I feel and besides, who else would put up with your temper?
- [David comes face to face with Mike Cassidy]
- Mike Cassidy: Hello, David. Strange, huh? I mean, you read about this kind of thing, you know, Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
- Woman with Dog: Your paper...Is it true what they said about the Six Million Dollar Man?
- Jack McGee: Well, if we printed it, it's true.
- Police Sergeant: Mr. McGee, the man you're looking for, this Dr. Banner, is dead, right? Burned to death? You reporters are supposed to deal in facts. Well, while the doctor was being buried, Cassidy was doing time in San Quentin. This all there in black and white. If I were you, I'd rather be fooled by an old con than to start believing in ghosts.
- [last lines]
- Mike Cassidy: I swear to you, there's a guy that looked just like me. Now maybe he did it.
- Police Lieutenant: Well, let me guess: your twin brother, right? Come one, Cassidy, you can do better than that.
- Teddy: I told you, at first I thought maybe you were trying to pull some kind of a joke... and then I remembered, you ain't got no sense of humor.
- Steve: I'm glad you got to see the building, too. This is how we should spend our money. And since you taught me everything I know, I thought I'd make you a perminent part of it. Sort of like the "Mike Cassidy foundation".
- Larry: [to McGee] Look, mister, in this neighborhood, you see all kinds of weirdoes. After a while, you just learn to ignore them.
- Lorraine: I'm an idiot, I admit it! I still love you, Mike. That's why I'd rather risk never seeing you again than having you dead.
- Mike Cassidy: Watch your temper, Lorraine. You know how much trouble it gets you in.
- [Mike Cassidy has shaved off his mustache]
- Teddy: It's perfect, Mike. You look just like the other guy.
- Woman with Dog: I'm sorry, but, you know, he used to be a terrific watchdog.
- Jack McGee: Yeah.
- Woman with Dog: And people take advantage of a girl these days.